Dolphins are gay sharks

Once the manliest of all the creatures in God's clean ocean, sharks have recently been batting for the other side, by turning into dolphins.
It's no coincidence that no female dolphin has ever been captured - there simply aren't any. You know why dolphins swim in close formation? Because they are exchanging showbiz gossip. They aren't trying to hunt tuna fish - they are checking them out. The reason they like being in captivity is because they can look at dreamy pool attendants in swimming trunks all day