Hairy Fingers

Heard this great story last week. The dude who told me swears it's true.
He has a friend who had an accident @ work. This guy got stuck in a machine and ripped the flesh of two fingers on his right-hand (pointing and middle finger) In the hospital they operated his hand inside of his belly. Apparently it's the best way for recovering flesh-tissue. After a couple o' weeks they took his hand out and made two new fingers with the flesh that they took of his behind.(yes his butt)
The funny thing is that the two fingers look like two big sausages and they got hair on'em.
U know, that curly hair that groes on some man-bootys!
So every morning he has to shave his fingers.
Now that's a great story.:-)